The best weed and stoner quotes for your Instagram captions
Stoner : The National Survey on Drug Use and Health found that in 2020, 43.5 million adults in the US used marijuana in the past year, with 6 in 10 of those users using it for both medical and recreational purposes.
This indicates the wide use of marijuana for both purposes and highlights the need for safe and regulated access.
1. “If I study high, take the test high, I’ll get HIGH scores!”
2. “Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?”
3. “Is that a joint man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder.”
4. “A friend with weed is a friend indeed…”
5. “That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.”
6. “I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.”
7. “I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.”
8.“Breathe in, hold it, puff out, and grin.”
9. “I never joined high school, I joined school high.”
10. A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.”
11.“Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.” — Snoop Dogg
12. “Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.”
13. “Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.”
14. I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it.”
15. “Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend.”
16. “Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” — Bob Marley
Stoner quotes are meant for lighthearted fun and should not be taken as endorsements or encouragement of drug use. They are simply humorous expressions associated with cannabis culture and the perception of a relaxed, carefree attitude often associated with it.